He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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