no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck