you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility