Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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