Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
