I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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