About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Enjoy the penises
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
