he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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