I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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