I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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