another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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