I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Never underestimate the power of titties
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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