The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It's never too late to be topless.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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