Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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