I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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