I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right