Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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