Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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