Walk of Shame. In a state park.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
cat food counts as protein by the way
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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