I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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