oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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