I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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