So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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