with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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