College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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