In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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