I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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