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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.

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• (607): View more from New York

  He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up

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• (510): View more from California

  Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.

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  Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.

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