What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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