she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
