Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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