He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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