just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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