she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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