He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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