I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!