lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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