WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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