if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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