He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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