Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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