The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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