you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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