hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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