The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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