sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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