Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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