i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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