Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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