I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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