you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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