She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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